Nationals demand the ‘coal’ half of the ‘Coalition’

As the messy break-up of the LNP continues, the National Party have demanded the coal part of the ‘Coalition’.

Saying they are happy to leave the Liberal Party with sole custody of the ‘ition’.

“I’m sure we can work this out amicably,” said Littleproud, “we have already split our electorates into who won them, we just want to come to a conclusion over who gets the coal. And more importantly, the coal donors.”

“Barnaby has also asked for the Prayer Room for some reason, but if you want you can have custody over Barnaby as well.”