National Address: Albanese announces Harold Holt’s return to Prime Minister position

In shocking news that was definitely worth stopping the nation’s tv stations to announce, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has announced that he’s stepping down as Prime Minister with former PM Harold Holt ready to resume his post.

“That’s right, we found him and he’s ready to get back to work,” said Albanese.

“After all these years, a mum decided to have a ‘proper look’ and found him instantly.”

“He was frozen in a block of ice, perfectly preserved, so we got out hair dryers and thawed him out.”

“The hardest part was moving the ice around cause petrol prices these days are out of control. Prime Minister Holt should really do something about that.”

Reports suggest the Harold Holt Swim Centre is now considering changing it’s name due to “not being fun anymore.”