Littleproud resigns after realising he would have to have meetings with Angus Taylor

Big news as David Littleproud announced he is stepping down as Nationals leader after one of his staffers told him he had to sit down with Angus Taylor for a meeting.

This announcement has shocked many average voters around the country who hadn’t realised that Barnaby isn’t the leader of the Nationals.

“I’m buggered,” he told staffers, “can’t you tell him I’m sick or dead or something?”

“What if we split off from the coalition again. Come on, one more time for old times sake.”

Littleproud told reporters that he is excited to have more time to spend with his fossil fuel lobbyists.