Angus Taylor says he has the numbers to lead, producing petition of his Facebook comments


Liberal politician and tech wizz Angus Taylor has launched a challenge for the party leadership off the back of “overwhelming support” from comments he’s personally written on his own Facebook posts.

Taylor, who boasts an impressive 100% approval rating based on new polling obtained exclusively from Facebook comments, believes he has the numbers to lead the Liberals for the next couple of months max.

“Fantastic. Great Move. Well done Angus” commented A. Taylor from Goulburn.

“Angus Taylor is absolutely the man for the moment. I have full faith in Angus’ ability to be leader.” commented Angus Taylor MP.

“Truly a great leader and role model, not to mention handsome too” claimed another man called Angus Taylor MP.

Taylor has also told colleagues that the only way to end the crippling unrest between the Liberal and National parties is for the Liberal Party to ramp up its own internal crippling unrest.

Meanwhile, current leader and typo Sussan Ley says regardless of the outcome of the spill she is proud of her achievements as leader, most notably her extraordinary effort in making Peter Dutton actually seem popular by comparison.

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