Albanese tells child to hand over wheelchair so it can be melted down for weapons parts 

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has been spotted trying to steal a child’s wheelchair, yelling ‘we need this metal for the war’ outside an NDIS provider.

This comes as the government has announced that over 160,000 disabled people will be kicked of the disability scheme in order to ‘save’ money while massively boosting the ‘defence’ budget.

“Sometimes people need to make the tough choices,” said the man too scared to properly tax gas companies out of fear they might say some mean things in the media, “and these disabled kids needs to realise that.”

“These kids are just being so greedy thinking that we should be supporting them knowing full well we are busy supporting our allies blowing up kids overseas.”

“This was always the plan, wheelchairs were never intended to be a permanent need.”