Linda Reynolds calls Toyota 4WD a ‘lying cow’

Departing Senator Linda Reynolds has reportedly called the 4WD allegedly stolen by Bruce Lehrmann ‘a lying cow’ following the high profile Toowoomba man’s latest allegations.

“There’s no evidence to suggest this young man has done anything but drive a willing car along a willing road” she said as her lawyer stress vomited into a nearby plant.

Reynolds has announced she will be asking the National Anti-Corruption commission to investigate whether senators can sue vehicles for defamation.

“This matter has been really stressful for me and I’m going to take 8 weeks of personal leave to recover while simultaneously reviewing options regarding all the legal cases I choose to go through,” she added.

The 4WD was not contacted for comment, however its phone and personal diary were made public against its consent.