Dutton visits 19th petrol station to apply for job

Despite the election campaign being officially over, Peter Dutton has made yet another appearance at a petrol station, this time to apply for a job.

This comes as the former Opposition Leader found himself suddenly unemployed when the nation’s voters collectively told him to fuck off.

Dutton’s resume was extensive with references to his time as a fuckwit cop, his time as a fuckwit politician and his unofficial role working as a fuckwit for Gina Rinehart.

Working at a servo would be quite a change for Dutton, as it would be his first job where he isn’t allowed to abuse minorities groups.

Dutton said that the trip to the servo was one of the hardest things he has ever done, as none of his billionaire ‘friends’ are picking up his calls so he had to travel there in his own car instead of taking a private jet.