Arms dealer tells staff to prepare for busier than expected Christmas period

International arms dealer Terry Wrist has called an emergency all hands meeting telling his already overworked staffers that the Christmas rush is about to get even worse than usual.

The workers, who have been doing overtime for a full year trying to keep up with Israel’s demands, were devastated to hear that they will now also have to start making weapons for Russia too.

“We have to work more efficiently,” said Mr Wrist while purchasing his tenth mega yacht, “and luckily Elon Musk is being put in charge of efficiency. If there is one thing the Tesla guy knows, it’s how to make things that explode.”

“Now get back to work, we got genocides to assist.”

He did let the staffers know that the work Christmas Party will still be going ahead, with special guests including world leaders from America, the UK and Australia making appearances as wait staff and shoe shiners.