Raygun sends cease and desist to preschooler following a game of ‘playing kangaroos’

Local preschooler Kimmy has been left in shock after being handed a cease and desist letter from Dr Rachael Gunn accusing the child of IP infringement during a game that involved hopping like a kangaroo.

This follows Raygun, who was fine with international comedians joking about her, sending a legal threat to Sydney based comedian Steph Broadbridge over a show raising money for the Women’s and Girl’s Emergency Centre, in the hopes to ‘protect her reputation’.

“These preschoolers need to be stopped,” said Raygun while filling in an application for I’m a Celebrity, “no one had ever hopped like a Kangaroo before me. Clearly this child is trying to ruin my reputation by stealing my moves and doing them better than I did at the Olympics.”

“I have a reputation to uphold. Letting people have fun and enjoy a dance would ruin that reputation.”

After hearing about the revolutionary use of the legal system, the dancer has been offered a space on the Liberal Party front bench.