CBS to replace entire lineup with reruns of ‘The Apprentice’

American television network CBS has hit back at suggestions they are cowering to President Trump after releasing their new revamped schedule featuring 24/7 reruns of ‘The Apprentice’ which they purchased from NBC.

This comes shortly after CBS owners Paramount, who are seeking government approval for a multi-billion dollar merger with Skydance, cancelled The Late Show with Stephen Colbert which has long criticised Trump for “purely financial reasons”.

“It started with Colbert,” said one executive, “but then we looked at other shows and what they’ve said recently, which made us quickly realise they also weren’t financially viable. The only affordable option was the buy the rights to this show, minus the Arnold Schwarzenegger season obviously.”

President Trump in a statement said: “CBS is a fantastic network, probably the best there’s been. They have the most handsome and charismatic hosts. Everyone has said this for decades. Lots of people.”

“They would never say silly about any alleged friendships presidents might have had with a notorious paedophile. Great job CBS! I will be watching you every night.”