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    Putin copies Clinton: dead seamen stains reputation

    [Edition 26] MOSCOW, Tuesday: Russian naval authorities today faced staunch criticism, and the anger of a nation gripped by tragedy, as they conceded that all 118 Russian submariners trapped in the nuclear submarine, the Kursk, had died. Naval authorities, and their technical advisor, teen idol and pop singer Britney Spears, blamed poor weather, and the…

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    CONCORDE BREAKS HOTEL BARRIER: Airport to hotel in under 2 mins

    [Edition 26] PARIS, Tuesday: The Manager of the Hotelissimo Hotel today claimed that he made it perfectly clear to Air France that he did not have enough room for the 109 passengers on the Concorde. Speaking at a press conference, Mr Pierre Simenon claimed that the wholesale destruction of his hotel is entirely Air France’s…

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    ‘Kids forced back to stealing CD’s from music stores if Napster closes’

    [Edition 26] LOS ANGELES, Monday: A US court has heard that music crime will be forced back into the music stores if Napster is shut down. Napster, a program which allows people to download computer files (MP3s) of musicians’ work without paying either artists or record companies, was held by a US court at first…

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    Microsoft to split off its Norwegian Ice-Creamery business ‘This will truly break our monopoly’

    [Edition 23] WASHINGTON, Monday: Microsoft responded this week to the US District Court’s order for submissions on how the company could be broken up two separate entities. Under Microsoft’s proposal, one half of the company will control its Windows operating system, Explorer web browser and various other computer applications, while the other will operate a…

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    Clinton-Putin summit fails to reach agreement on Star Wars: Putin slams prequel approach

    [Edition 23] MOSCOW, Wednesday: The summit between the new President of Russia, Vladimir Putin, and US President Clinton has been hailed by both sides as “positive” despite a failure to come to a conclusion on the future of the controversial Star Wars project. Mr Putin argued on behalf of Russia that the United States should…

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    Putin settles into Yeltsin’s shoes, wobbles a lot

    [Edition 20] MOSCOW, Tuesday: The new President of Russia has made good his promise of being a “strong leader in the traditional Russian mould” by downing three bottles of vodka and speaking incoherently to foreign diplomats.

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    Microsoft break-Up: Yoko Ono to blame

    [Edition 20] Microsoft today announced it will break up, despite a wildly successful relationship that has lasted 24 years. “The time has come see other operating systems, and that, like so many things, was really incompatible with Windows,” Bill Gates said.