National

“We don’t want his voice to our parliament.”

He hasn’t had a chance to see them in a while, according to his conflict of interest declerations.

The electorate has cooked and mashed him.

Another election meddled by America

“You hate to see the party lose in a way that suggests we need a new leader”

“That may be a line used by Labor and the Greens, but it simply isn’t true.”

“Now voters don’t think of me as a big loveable softie because the media is biased towards publishing my direct quotes.”

Peter Dutton has thanked H Fong for making Peter the 2nd most hated person this election.

“They say trust is earned, and my family has earned a lot of money, so I’m clearly worthy of my trusts.”

“The secret gangs seem to be following me around.”