National

“You hate to see the party lose in a way that suggests we need a new leader”

“That may be a line used by Labor and the Greens, but it simply isn’t true.”

“Now voters don’t think of me as a big loveable softie because the media is biased towards publishing my direct quotes.”

Peter Dutton has thanked H Fong for making Peter the 2nd most hated person this election.

“They say trust is earned, and my family has earned a lot of money, so I’m clearly worthy of my trusts.”

“The secret gangs seem to be following me around.”

“If women don’t like me, then why does one always let me use her jet?” said Dutton

“Who let her ad lib?” yelled Dutton

The real loser of the debate was anyone who wasted their time watching it.

“It’s your right to flip positions in response to the polls without going into the office”