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Manager acknowledges he’s a white man, eradicates racism
“Allyship is important” he said while getting a hand cramp from patting himself on the back
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Herald Sun journo struggling to blame Cyclone on immigrants
“Maybe I can try calling it woke.”
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Defensive Peter Dutton says things were pretty wet in the Ivy Rooftop Pool too
“We all have our struggles”
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QLDers change smoke alarm batteries after ‘once in lifetime’ weather event warning
“Oh it’s that time of year again already?”
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Local woman would also prefer Marty Sheargold sticking a nail in his penis than having him talk about women’s sport
“Amongst it all, it’s nice we found common ground at least”
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Linda Reynolds calls Toyota 4WD a ‘lying cow’
Reynolds preemptively asked if you can sue a car for defamation
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Guy whose parents got him his job says he’s sick of people “not being hired on merit”
“I’m sick of this DEI push to get people with ‘actual qualifications’ for jobs”
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Landlord celebrates rate cut with generously small rent increase
“At the end of the day, it costs nothing to be nice”
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Elon Musk to keep having kids until one eventually likes him
“Statistically speaking, if I have enough kids, one of them has to like me right?”
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ChatGPT finally able to write annoying opinion pieces after team up with The Guardian
The AI has already begun writing a piece called “Beach cabanas are class warfare, I’ll stick to my working class sunburn”