Tom Crowley's Posts
January 5, 2020
Iran crisis: PM commissions emergency ad in case troops are deployed
"We have to be prepared"
January 3, 2020
NZ cricket team follows PM’s lead by dismissing Burns
December 23, 2019
Scott Morrison excitedly awaiting coal in his stocking this Christmas
"I've been extra naughty this year!"
December 6, 2019
Government announce Arts, Environment, Education to be merged into new Dept of Inner City Lefty Crap
"This will save a lot of duplication when it comes to cutting funding"
November 22, 2019
One Nation voter pulls child out of maths class over concerns about ‘Arabic’ numerals
"It's bloody Un-Australian!"
November 20, 2019
New Marie Kondo store to include bin at checkout to fast track decluttering
It's the new way to slimline the contents of your wallet
November 19, 2019
Netflix announces season 4 of the Crown will focus on how the royal family killed Jeffrey Epstein
"Hasta la vista, Jeffrey"
October 30, 2019
Woolworths to compensate underpaid workers with rare Ooshies
"This one's worth almost $20 on Ebay!"
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