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US President and two-time divorcee Donald Trump has lost another two houses after a disastrous showing by the Republican Party at the midterm elections.
This as the Democrats take charge of both the Upper House and the Lower House of Congress. With voters choosing the Democrats as their favourite parent.
The President is handling the losses well, thanks to his extensive experience in losing houses, as well as bankrupt hotels, casinos and failed universities.
The shocking results come despite President Trump’s offer of a $5,000 dividend to all adult Americans if the Republicans retained control of both houses of Congress. However, with this failing to materialise, the President has confirmed all American citizens will instead be fined $5,000 out of spite.
Even traditionally Republican strongholds like Texas and South Carolina have swung to the Democrats, though Trump has retained a commanding lead on Epstein Island.
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