US and Iran agree to ceasefire following RBA raising interest rates 

The inflation crisis has been solved thanks to the RBA’s decision to raise interest rates again.

While many doubted the RBA’s plan to keep raising rates to reduce spending as a way to combat inflation caused by America’s war against Iran, the latest rise put so much pressure on Aussie families that the US and Iran immediately agreed to a ceasefire.

“This war has gone too far,” said both nations in a joint statement, “we were prepared to keep the Strait of Hormuz closed forever, but this latest RBA decision has meant that wouldn’t be feasible so the war is over.”

“The RBA putting pressure on Australians like that, we had no other choice. They are our ultimate priority right now.”

“Now trade routes will be open again and a supermarket trip in Australia won’t require taking out a second mortgage.”