Trump offers to give Eric to anyone who votes Republican

In the lead-up to the US midterm elections, an increasingly desperate President Trump has said that he is willing to give Eric Trump to anyone who votes Republican.

“We must do whatever we can to keep the Democrats out of office,” said Donald, “and also keep Eric out of my office.”

“Whether the Republicans win or lose, this offer stands. Just send me an email saying you voted for us and you can have him as long as you agree to no refunds or takebacksies. Once he is your’s, he’s your’s forever.”

Legal experts said that unlike his $5000 gift for voting Republican, this offer may not constitute a bribe as it feels more like a punishment.