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US President Donald Trump has shocked the world after demanding all maps change the name of the Melbourne Cricket Ground to the ‘American Football Ground’.
This comes as the Los Angeles Rams play the San Francisco 49ers at the legendary stadium.
“For too long Melbourne has had their name on this stadium that we love to play at,” said the President, “but not anymore.”
“This is a better name anyway, why would you name a stadium after that annoying Jiminy? Such a bad character, Pinocchio should have squashed that bug. I’ve always said that.”
Trump took things a step further by declaring that the song ‘You’re The Voice’ now belongs to the Jonas Brothers following their halftime show.
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