FIFA moves World Cup final to Epstein Island following call from Trump

FIFA Peace Prize winner Donald Trump has reportedly convinced FIFA to move the World Cup final and the trophy presentation to Epstein’s Island.

This comes after Trump got the organisation to allow him to present the trophy and overturn a red card ruling, in a level of corruption that just makes sense.

“When I present the trophy, it should be at the happiest place on earth,” Trump told Gianni Infantino, “you didn’t let me have a win against Belgium so you owe me one.”

FIFA has denied that the phone call had anything to do with the change, claiming instead that they feel the island may feel like home for some of the players who have had allegations made against them.