Report: Fuck yeah we absolutely take those!

Official reports are coming in to say LETS FUCKING GO!!

This as the Socceroos drew nil all with Paraguay to secure the second spot in the group stage and going through to the knock out rounds, which is a result we absolutely take.

“Goals are over-rated anyway,” said Kat watching from Federation Square while texting their boss saying they feel sick and won’t be heading back to work.

“There were some close calls and that’s good enough when we are fucking through! Fuck yeah!”

Australian fans became even more excited when they heard that the yanks lost to Türkiye at the same time.