UK told to not give next Prime Minister a name as to not get attached before they resign

As being UK Prime Minister continues to have a faster turnover rate than an Amazon warehouse, the British public have been urged to not give their next PM a name as to not get attached to it.

“It’s always strange to have new leaders constantly entering and leaving your life,” said one political expert, “but what’s important for everyone at home to do is avoid panicking and avoid wasting time by learning the new leader’s name.”

“If they have a name you might want to keep them, I mean statistically speaking you probably won’t. But hypothetically you could and we all know you won’t get to keep them.”

“We don’t even know if the next PM will last long enough for anyone to learn their name, so why bother putting in all that effort?”

“Don’t worry, the next election isn’t for a couple years so by then we will probably only have one or two more Prime Minister’s before then.”

This warning follows the resignation of Keir Starmer, a man who previously won his election with sweeping popularity before committing so hard to being everything people hated about the Tories that he even copied their inability to have a leader last a full term.

Reports suggest that Labour may take their time before picking their new temporary leader, as a way to make sure that that the UK can go down as only having 6 PMs in 10 years, instead of the embarrassing number of 7 PMs in 10 years.