Gina gifts Barnaby a $1.5m Hentai collection

As the deadline for when the cap on political donations takes affect draws closer, Gina Rinehart has one again made a massive gift to One Nation. This time in the form $1.5m worth of hentai magazines, which the party claims will help keep Barnaby Joyce occupied at his desk.

While previously Gina would pay hundreds of tens of dollars a month on Barnaby’s hentai subscriptions, now that it wont be allowed, she has decided to cut out the middle man and donate the world’s largest collection of the pornography, which should last him at least two parliamentary sitting weeks to get through.

“Everyday Aussies understand how tough it is to watch pornography these days,” said Pauline, “the time and energy to log in and confirm your age is taking up a lot of Barnaby’s work hours.”

“Now we will be far more efficient for the Australian people, both Barnaby and the interns who Barnaby will be too distracted to notice.”