Karl Stefanovic interviews ghost of Jeffrey Epstein


In a shock move, the freshly Coronated king of Australian Right Wing podcasts, Karl Stefanovic, has announced that his next guest will be an exclusive with the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein.

“When his email address was released by the FBI, I thought fuck it,  if you never try, you’ll never know,” Stefanovic told The Chaser

“It turns out Jeff loved emailing so much, he couldn’t even give it up in the spirit realm. Now I get to have the exclusive first interview since his tragic passing.”

“It was such an interesting discussion which I hope shows a different side to him. At the end of the day, we’re all just people.”

The interview is set to ask Epstein the hard hitting questions like did he prefer Gmail in the browser or Outlook on the desktop, if he thinks people tracking carbon emissions on private jets are cringe and if he would have got the COVID vaccine.

“He’s honestly a surprisingly chill guy” Stefanovic said, “He promised to introduce me to Woody Allen, my favourite anti-woke filmmaker. Not to mention a potential exclusive interview with my favourite president.”

The episode is scheduled to be released on Stefanovic’s feed after his interview with anti-climate activist Gina Rinehart.

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