NSW police make Israeli president feel at home by mercilessly attacking anyone with a Palestine flag

As Israeli President Isaac Herzog visits Sydney, the NSW police has decided to make him feel at home by being as violent as possible to anyone with a Palestinian flag.

This comes as footage shows NSW police punching, pushing and grappling protesters, including some who were just praying.

“We would hate for him to feel uncomfortable,” said Chris Minns, “and nothing makes him more uncomfortable than people bringing up the UN directly linking him to genocide or even just the sight of people who believe Palestinians deserve to live.”

“Luckily the police seemed more than excited to step in and get as violent as needed to make sure he doesn’t feel homesick.”

“Some people use white noise machines to get to sleep, well NSW police officers are some of greatest available generators of white noise with the hearts of machines.”

Meanwhile Herzog has offered to sign the cops’ pepper spray.