Controversial ‘hate speech’ law already sees renowned ‘hate group’ falling apart

As the controversial ‘hate speech law’ were being voted on in parliament, it somehow found it’s first victim already as renowned hate group the Liberal National Party have reportedly begun a full meltdown with many on the ‘nationals’ side quitting the front bench.

This comes despite the Liberal National Party being the ones who demanded these laws in the first place, which they have now clarified they only meant in a ‘wanting to rant about migrants and have a culture war’ way.

“When I rushed this through parliament I had many reasons,” wrote Albanese while laying in bed kicking his feet up in the air, “making it impossible for people to read before hand, give me the chance to get rid of anti-genocide protesters outside my office as soon as possible, get Murdoch off my back blah blah…”

“Although this wasn’t my plan for the bill, but it has been magical to watch.”

Meanwhile the couples therapist who brought the parties back together last year has been seen rushing to Parliament House while ordering a new yacht.