Giggling Albo kicks feet in the air while watching Liberal Party abandon net zero

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has been giddy with excitement today as the natural disaster that is the Liberal Party promotes their commitment to more natural disasters.

This comes as they abandoned net zero commitments despite polling showing that a solid majority of Australians support net zero, and it being fucking needed for the survival of our species.

The PM reportedly watched the news of the Liberal Party’s plan for the next election, while laying in bed giggling and kicking his feet in the air.

“This is the best day ever,” he said, “first the Greens disappeared to wherever they are, and now this lot seem to think the issue with Scomo and Dutton was that they were too strong on climate action.”

“Who knew the next election could be even easier than it was already looking? They realise Sky News hosts aren’t the only people who vote in elections right?”

Reports suggest that Gina Rinehart was also giggling and kicking her feet in the air while reading the news in her private jet, but assumably for a very different reason.