Ghislaine Maxwell nominates Trump for Nobel Not A Pedophile Prize

Convicted sex trafficker and known defender of the US president has nominated Trump for a new Nobel Not a Pedophile Prize.

The jailed sex trafficker who attacked the victims in court, told the world to trust her on this issue as she has no reason to lie about her friend’s innocence besides the hypothetical chance for a pardon.

“Mr Trump is a man of honour,” said the sex trafficker, “one of the best men I know. He would never do any of the things all my other friends do and he would also never bankrupt a company.”

“Not only does he deserve this prize, he also deserves the Nobel Being Handsome and 6’4 Prize too!”

Trump has sent Maxwell a thank you note for the nominations, the note also included multiple drawings of nude women done in sharpie and an anecdote about loving the beach on Epstein’s island.