PM expels Anthony Albanese from Labor after he calls for recognition of Palestinian statehood

Shocking scenes in Canberra as the Prime Minister has expelled himself from the Labor Party after he called for recognition of Palestinian statehood.

“This precedent was set last year and I knew that,” said the Prime Minister, “if I want to copy Senator Payman, then I should be treated the same way as her.”

In response the Labor dirt unit has begun reaching out to journalists in order to ‘question’ Albanese’s citizenship.