Rupert Murdoch demands to know whose media propaganda machine created this monster

Media mogul and aspiring Bond villain Rupert Murdoch is demanding to know which international media propaganda machine got this deranged egotistical fuck elected as US President in the first place.

Sources close to the apparently still alive Murdoch say he was “mildly annoyed” when Donald Trump began undermining free elections, but has now become “fucking ropable” after learning the former President wants to hurt his bank account.

Trump has filed a defamation lawsuit against the Murdoch-owned Wall Street Journal for alleging Trump sent notorious paedophile Jeffrey Epstein a birthday card.

The President defended his decision to sue by saying “anyone who knows me knows that journalistic integrity is something I hold incredibly close to my heart. I will not rest when I see inaccurate reporting… except perhaps when the world’s most powerful media organisation runs a sustained, baseless campaign claiming an election was stolen from me… then I may let it slide.”

President Trump went on to claim that he had to take legal action to protect his reputation as someone who was only friends with a paedophile, but not someone who sends their paedophile friends birthday cards.

“If every one of my close, personal friends who happens to be a convicted sex offender thinks I’m the kind of person who sends birthday cards, my phone will be running off the hook with perverts asking me for drawings of naked women. I had no other option but to sue.”