Erin Patterson regrets that jurors turned down her offer of delicious mushroom vol-au-vents

Star of every Aussie podcast Erin Patterson has expressed regret following her guilty verdict regarding the murders of multiple people.

Patterson told the court that she feels horribly that the jury made the decision, without trying any of her delicious mushroom vol-au-vents.

“It is a tried and true recipe,” she claimed, “they’re really missing out, it’s to die for.”

Meanwhile, Masterchef has announced they quickly need to find a replacement contestant for their upcoming season.