“That’s not very punk” says guy punk is against

Local man Richard Karnt has taken to social media to slam yet another punk group for using their music to stand up to oppressive systems.

“That’s not very punk,” he said while battling struggling with the terrible yacht wifi.

“Punk is meant to be respectful, not protesting the establishment.”

“Back in my day, punk was about fun tame music. If I had to guess, the old groups were very pro-government, war, slaughtering civilians, racism, income inequality and whatever else these young privileged groups are whining about these days.”

“I’m sick of all these posers. They need to learn to keep politics out of music.”

“I would get into it more but I want to change the subject. I hate that how you can’t say anything these days without woke cancel culture coming for you.”