Netanyahu claims his dog ate his evidence that Iran has a nuke

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has told the world that he has found proof that Iran was just days away from having a nuke, but sadly that evidence has been eaten by his dog.

“I’ve done the homework I swear,” he said to his allies while forging his parents signature on some forms, “just trust that we need a war and we need it now.”

Netanyahu has repeatedly claimed that Iran is just ‘days away’ from having a massive nuclear arsenal date all for 2 decades, dating back to 1995 when he said that as opposition leader, but said he couldn’t provide evidence at the time because his grandmother had just died for the 5th time.

In response to the claims, media outlets around the globe have chosen to completely believe him no matter how much evidence they have on the contrary. Telling their audiences that any day now Iran’s alleged plans will be leaked, once Netanyahu’s girlfriend visits because she has them on her, but you wouldn’t know her cause she is in another country and doesn’t have social media.