“We heroically let Greta eat” brags Israel while stopping her from letting starving children eat

Israel has requested praise from people around the world after they responded to a humanitarian shipment by attacking them on international waters and detaining the crew, instead of destroying the shipment like usual.

This as they arrested activist Greta Thunberg alongside multiple other humanitarian aid who were part of the ‘Freedom Flotilla’ after they tried to bring food into an area that Israel denies stopping food from entering.

“We have bravely stopped this dangerous smuggling of food and aid,” said a representative for Israel, “imagine the horror that would have took place if they made it into Gaza.”

“Greta Thunberg and the rest of the crew on the ship want to paint us as acting inhumanely by simply stating what we did, but that is highly unfair.”

“We’ll have you know that we heroically did the bare minimum of offering them food while they were imprisoned for trying to give children food.”

“Please share the image of us giving someone food far and wide, we don’t have many of them.”

“We’ve always said these influencer activists should see Palestine for themselves, but we didn’t mean they should do it with any sort of food for the hungry or cameras that could document the trips.”