Beef Wellington sues Death Cap Mushrooms for defamation

The Australian Federal Court has been rocked by a major new case, as Beef Weelington has filed a defamation suit against Death Cap Mushrooms claiming the later has permanently damaged their reputation.

The plaintiff alleges their reputation has been tarnished, with the addition of the death caps leaving a bad taste in people’s mouths.

“The case of B. Wellington vs. D.C. Mushroom is a textbook ‘He-said, Beef-said’ story,” said one federal court justice.

Lawyers representing Wellington told reporters they hope the case can be wrapped up quickly, in ham and puff pastry.

According to the defendant, Beef Wellington’s image was already significantly damaged due to its association with Gordon Ramsey, leading to fear that cooking it could lead to being screamed at.

These defamation proceedings are predicted to be unlike any in recent history, due to the neither party is being bankrolled by Kerry Stokes.