Trump announces tariffs on Atlantis

US President Donald Trump has shocked the world with sweeping new tariffs, including a tariff on all imports from the underwater nation of Atlantis.

“These fish people they come here to sell us tridents,” said Trump, “but we have the best tridents, better than anyone else. We will no longer be taken advantage of, you’re welcome.”

“They say I am the first president brave enough to take on the fish people, and it’s true. Joe Biden was too scared, so senile he probably didn’t even know Atlantis was real. They will no longer get a free ride from me.”

Trump went on to say that he has challenged the leader of Atlantis to a swimming race, but the leader was too intimidated to even respond to his request.

The press conference was abruptly ended after Trump invented a slur for Atlantians.