2007
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General News
‘Nutbush City Limits’ revives party
There was a brief moment of panic a few songs later, when Watts accidentally played ‘It’s Raining Men’ instead of ‘Loveshack’.
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National
Qantas to still call 51% of Australia home
Qantas has already won significant public support by promising that the first employees moved offshore will be its children’s choir.
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World Archive
Saddam sentenced to death: to be released onto streets of Baghdad
“If the bombs don’t get him, there’s a strong chance Saddam will fall victim to American friendly fire.”
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Entertainment Archive
Al Gore plants a tree to offset speech at Oscars
This story is generic and uninspired.
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World Archive
Cheney to be greeted with weak-ticker-tape parade
Tight security will be in place to protect civilians in the event of Mr Cheney firing on them.
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General News
Boyfriend dumped after unfavourable Cleo quiz result
Kurkova was “shocked and heartbroken” when her fiancée scored a mere four out of twenty for compatibility.