Trump asks world to stop bringing up Epstein, “the pain of losing him still stings”

US President and man once described by Jeffery Epstein as his ‘closest friend’, Donald Trump has asked if everyone could stop bringing up the dead sex trafficker.

This comes after Trump said that he was prepared to release a list of Epstein’s clients, then claiming it didn’t exist, then claiming that the non-existent list was made by the Democrats dating back before Epstein’s arrest and death in order to make Trump look bad.

“Why is everyone still talking about this guy?” asked the man who told his fans to never stop talking about him. “It’s really disrespectful and sad.”

“We need to move on from that man who died years ago, but we can’t if you keep bringing him up. Please just let us grieve.”