Trump accuses Iran of not buying him enough jets

Self-declared ‘anti-war’ president Donald Trump announced that America has bombed Iran after the Iranian government allegedly failed to buy Trump a jet.

“We must not let actions like this slide,” said the President, “not only have they failed to show any signs of buying me a gold plated jet, they haven’t even offered to open a Trump Tower in Tehran. It’s clear they don’t intend to take peace negotiations seriously.”

“At no point during negotiations did the Khamenei say ‘Donald Trump is the greatest business man and leader in the world ever, many people are saying he is the greatest negotiator of all time’. That sort of provocation can not go unanswered.”

“Enough is enough, this madness must end now.”