LA Cop drafted to IDF after shooting journalist

A member of the Los Angeles Police Department has announced a major career change, saying they have been drafted into the IDF. This comes after the cop was seen on camera shooting Australian journalist Lauren Tomasi.

“They’re a natural,” said a representative for the IDF, “they’ll fit right in, as long as they stop using those rubber bullets.”

“Obviously they need some training for the unique challenges we face. We need to see how they react to humanitarian workers, doctors, kids, Greta Thunberg… I mean terrorists. Terrorists.”

“Plus they even got the media to use a passive voice and not identifying who did it despite doing it on camera. They have the exact skills we look for in a soldier.”

In response to the shooting, the Australian government has written a statement expressing ‘grave concerns’ about what happened and attached it to their next AUKUS cheque.