Awkward scenes in the UK as the coronation of King Charles the Third has been interrupted by the secret coronation of former Prime Minister, Finance Minister, Home Affairs Minister, Environment Minister, Health Minister and Treasurer Scott Morrison.
King Morrison told his subjects that he swore himself in as king, explaining that no where in the constitution did it specifically say he couldn’t do that.
“How good is this?” his highness asked, “The level of power I always wanted. I don’t know why you are all so surprised, no one asked me if I appointed myself king.”
“Finally, a role where I am rich and powerful while also never having to take any responsibility. It’s like being Prime Minister but forever. You’re welcome world.”
In response to the revelation, support for Australia becoming a republic has risen to over 90%.