In the wake of yet another disappointing Olympic campaign - where Australian sportspeople only ranked in the global top three a mere 29 times - the Australian government today announced that the Australian Institute of Sport headquarters in Canberra would be demolished to make way for the world’s largest-ever

Australian javelin expert Tim Nicholson has trailed into discussing his grievances at length during the live broadcast of the Javelin

Chief Executive officer Sam Higgins of Channel 7 has decided to delay all live and recorded Olympic footage until the Australian public unanimously watches ‘Zumbo’s Just Desserts’