Toxic couple back together shortly after messy breakup


Situationship that’s gone on way too long, the Liberal Party and the National Party have excitedly announced they are back together just one week after their messy breakup.

This comes after days of angry mudslinging at each other and honest conversations about why the relationship was super toxic, before they ignored their own feelings and needs out of desperation to be in a relationship again to feel powerful.

The pair said they have worked things out and found compromise regarding the argument that broke the camel’s back so they will finally be happy together despite doing nothing about the underlying issues that led to the fight in the first place.

“Things are going to be different this time,” they said trying to convince themselves that it was true.

“We have grown a lot since the break and are committed to change to make this work. Well the other one will change, I don’t have to because I was right.”

In response to the news, the group chats both parties are in have feigned excitement to hear they are back together while they make new group chats excluding them so everyone else can ask what the fuck are they thinking.

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