Peter Dutton regretting breaking year long ‘pretending Jacinta Price doesn’t exist’ streak

Awkward scenes from the campaign trail as Senator Jacinta Nampijinpa Price seemingly missed the memo on Peter Dutton not wanting to be compared to Donald Trump, saying that he will “Make Australia Great Again”.

Price later denied that it was a nod to Trump, before going on to announce tariffs on all products sent to us by penguins.

In response to the press conference, Dutton told his staffers that he would like to return to completely ignoring Price’s existence, like he had been doing consistently ever since the Voice Referendum ended.

“Who let her ad lib?” yelled Dutton. “We have to start giving her scripts before she announces plans to buy New Zealand or something!”

We reached out to the Labor Party over allegations that their marketing team paid Price to say that, but Labor denied any part.

Labor officials explained that their marketing team isn’t anywhere near good enough to come up with this.