“Oh…what a shame…” says Angus Taylor

As the ABC calls the election for the Labor party with Dutton losing his seat, in an embarrassingly large loss for the Liberal Party, Angus Taylor has been heard saying “Oh…what a shame..” while sharpening knives.

“How sad,” said a giggling Taylor, “you hate to see the party lose in a way that means we need a new leader.”

Unnamed members of the Liberal Party caucus have reportedly shown support for a Taylor leadership spill saying “Fantastic. Great Move. Well done Angus.”