Historic: Liberal Party elects their first glass cliff leader

The Liberal Party have made history today by choosing their first female leader in 80 years, making her the party’s first ever glass cliff moment.

Party insiders told reporters that they are excited by this momentous moment, hoping that Ley will inspire future women to take the fall for decades of men who made the party extremely hated.

“We didn’t just choose her to set her up to fall,” said one caucus member while placing a banana peel directly in front of her, “we also hoped that women would love our our anti-women’s rights policies now that a woman is saying them.”

“Nothing nefarious going on, the numerology enthusiast just had the numbers.”

The media has praised this ‘major win for diversity and progress’ as a dodgy racist man has been replaced by a dodgy racist woman.

In response to the news, the Qantas chairman’s lounge has prepared for a massive party.