Barnaby excited by opportunity to work with a whole new set of junior female staffers

Its official, former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has managed to find himself yet another family.

This as it was announced that he has officially joined Pauline Hanson’s One Nation, after months of flirting behind the National Party’s back.

“I am excited for this opportunity,” said Joyce, “a new team, with a new set of junior staffers. I can’t wait to get some hands on, one-on-one time with each and every girl in the party.”

Barnaby’s first act as future leader of One Nation was to redesign their uniforms to make their white hooded robes more form fitting and cut a hole to show off some cleavage.