Angus Taylor dedicates next 3 years to reminding voters why the Liberals are so unpopular

Liberal Party MP Angus Taylor has announced his plan to spend the next three years doing everything possible to remind voters why the party is so unpopular.

This comes after Taylor showed great initiative by rushing to contradict party leader Sussan Ley, the moment she said the party will consider addressing the problems that led to the party’s historic defeat at the last election; as Taylor sets up to knife Ley in a few years time.

“Every time a statement is made that sounds potentially promising, I will make sure to undermine it,” he said.

“The Liberal Party is at it’s strongest when we change nothing about our culture or policies and just assume the country will revert back to 20 years ago.”

“I understand that female voters feel unrepresented by the party, but what they need to understand is that is only the case because women aren’t capable enough to hold positions of power.”

“The promise I make the nation today is that when I am eventually leader after we push Ley off the glass cliff, it will be the exact same Liberal Party you have hated the last few elections. That is the stability Australian voters clearly want.”

In response to his announcement, Facebook User ‘Angus Taylor’ commented showing his full support for the politician: “Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus”