Warmer weather has local woman excited to go outside and get fucked by allergies

It’s officially Spring time and local woman Jane Smith is excited to go outside and enjoy the warmer weather, until she gets absolutely fucked by her allergies.

The woman, whose nose is already starting to run but for some reason is convincing herself that it wont be a problem like it is every other year, said she is thrilled to feel more alive

“It’s just so great to be out in the sun again. I really missed this. My eyes are watering just thinking about it, and getting really itchy.”

“I just love taking in a deep breath of fresh air…” *achoo* “Sorry, fucking hay fever.”