UN banned from working at ABC after using ‘the G-word’

The United Nations and all who work there at the moment have been banned from setting foot in an ABC building after they said Israel is committing genocide.

This comes as the ABC hopes to avoid another wrongful dismissal lawsuit over sharing factual things about Israel’s ongoing actions.

“These factual statements really call into question people’s ability to do their job,” said an ABC executive, “You can’t use that word unless it is balanced against the opinion of someone who thinks killing children is fine.”

When asked, some anonymous ABC employees told The Chaser “Am I allowed to like this post or will that become a whole thing?”