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Panic erupted for some Queensland students as they realised mid-exam that the Michelangelo they were meant to study is not a teenage mutant ninja turtle.
“The question was about how he is a master at his craft,” said Katie a student who sat the exam, “so I wasn’t sure if they meant nunchucks or skateboarding. Turns out they meant painting.”
Things got worse for the students as other questions asked about Leonardo, Donatello and Raphael; which led to some students who binged decades of shows staring animated turtles becoming convinced that they did study the right thing.
“At first I thought it was weird that there was no question about Shredder,” said student Joey, “but then I remembered that his fighting style isn’t very artistic in nature so I get why they overlooked him.”
